Ham Recipe

Just received a very interesting (and hilarious) recipe on how to cook ham. It is so easy that all you have to make sure is that you have an oven, as well as some pots and pans. Try it.

"First pre-heat the oven to 400 degrees. Then, prepare the glaze by mixing mustard, brown sugar, and some molasses. While that mix is being prepared, get in your car and quickly run down to the Honey Glazed Ham Company and purchase one of their ham.

Bring it back and pop it into the pre-heated oven. While the ham is warming up, take out every pot and pan you have in your kitchen and smear the glaze mixture. Pile the now dirty pots and pans in the kitchen sink so people will think that there was some major culinary activity that has taken place in that kitchen.

If people are present in the kitchen or near by, be sure to ply them liberally with wine or any other spirit of their liking. I find that when people are tipsy, they are less likely to notice that there really was no cooking taking place!"